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My Chipotle is Bigger Than Yours

Interesting aside from lunch today. Went to Chipotle. Normal day. Guy in front of me in line also getting a Bol.

This dude is a rail. Like, 130 lbs. max. Taller than me. Gets rice and chicken. Barely any rice. No onions. No peppers. No lettuce. Nothing. Wimpiest Chipotle Bol I've ever seen in my life.

Then there's mine. Mucho rice. Mucho vegetables. Chicken. EXTRA chicken. Corn. Another scoop of corn because why not. Sour cream. Cheese. Lettuce. An actual meal.

We get to the register. Our Bols end up side by side. The checkout guy had to hold back a laugh. It was that ridiculous.

Had to control an urge to say "well, another example where mine's bigger than yours!"